[RPTRN]Raep Train Has No Brakes

Dear Prospective Clan Member,

This train has no brakes. Any attempt to stop or slow down said train will be futile as there is no known mechanism to stop it. The train will accelerate indefinitely until it reaches the maxV allowed; until such time as it collides with everything you know and love. such force, much raep, wow.

We here at RPTRN would love to accept your clan application. Unfortunately though, RPTRN has a strict one paragraph entry essay requirement. All applicants are to provide at a minimum, one paragraph of properly grammatically formatted essay. Once said essay has been submitted a team of professional grammarians will review said essay; a vote by the council will be scheduled. Once concluded, an acceptance decision will be forwarded to your inbox. Prospective clan applicants who are denied they, then, than can submit a TPS report as to initiate an appeal.

From the entire RPTRN team we wish you good luck and god speed.

-RPTRN Team