[MJOLN]Mjolnirsson's Retirement Club

No I don't want to join your newly formed clan that welcomes casual players and is competitive in CW and open to new players.

No I wont meet your M OM up and give H E R a child to be finally proud of

No I don't want to listen to your recruiters spiel about how you're the next big World of Tanks thing, I lived through the early days of unhinged WNGA forum mods.

Proudly permanently chat ban Ned , K M A mod who was to scared to sign your name

No I wont come chill in your Discord where your progressive hive mind discusses what IPA is your favorite and pairs well with the skinny jeans you stole from your sister's dresser

If you made it this far, are tired of the invites, feel free to join

Valhalla forever