Well, yeah, man, you see, like, all the tanks we come up against are bigger and better than ours, so all we can hope to do is, like, scare 'em away, y'know.
This gun is an ordinary 76mm but we add this piece of pipe onto it, and the Krauts think, like, maybe it's a 90mm.
We got our own ammunition, it's filled with paint. When we fire it, it makes... pretty pictures. Scares the hell outta people!
We have a loudspeaker here, and when we go into battle we play music very loud. It kind of... calms us down.
- Oddball, patron saint of WOOF and other wacky misfits
[WOOF] members random battles stats
| # | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | SirWili | 1,560.47 | — | 2,179.63 | — | 56.38% | 1,640.80 | — |
| 2 | Palantyre | 1,520.67 | — | 1,961.34 | — | 56.92% | 1,409.51 | — |
| 3 | Hethwill_Khan | 1,271.81 | — | 1,544.30 | — | 52.73% | 1,142.16 | — |
| 4 | S0xC0pt0r | 1,478.85 | — | 1,906.01 | — | 56.47% | 1,496.24 | — |
| 5 | ItsEyeJasper | 1,168.89 | — | 1,452.60 | — | 51.11% | 1,389.54 | — |
| 6 | Freebird33 | 861.39 | — | 937.08 | — | 48.09% | 817.70 | — |
| 7 | killer2120 | 1,597.04 | — | 2,264.04 | — | 56.44% | 2,007.52 | — |
| 8 | Erestor_ | 1,254.86 | 837.69 | 1,744.50 | 1,341.77 | 52.86% | 1,565.64 | 1,084.79 |
| 9 | Bolgon | 1,033.49 | — | 1,168.18 | — | 50.27% | 1,042.30 | — |
| 10 | Chigs | 1,267.80 | — | 1,403.71 | — | 54.09% | 1,016.35 | — |
| 11 | Skipp44 | 1,445.47 | — | 1,915.04 | — | 55.51% | 1,699.13 | — |
| 12 | Dernat | 1,383.55 | — | 1,801.73 | — | 52.68% | 1,427.98 | — |
| 13 | PinkyPanterDo | 869.19 | — | 952.67 | — | 48.76% | 864.94 | — |
| 14 | xPonie | 542.17 | — | 422.32 | — | 46.42% | 370.78 | — |
| 15 | Kelroes | 1,020.36 | — | 1,116.97 | — | 50.35% | 955.64 | — |
| 16 | Crispy4000 | 1,065.72 | — | 1,273.34 | — | 50.74% | 1,042.32 | — |
| 17 | WorldOfMicroTransactions | 818.56 | — | 876.16 | — | 47.61% | 740.90 | — |
| 18 | PIT_BULL_23 | 608.80 | — | 561.29 | — | 46.94% | 364.00 | — |
| 19 | Capt_black | 902.94 | — | 995.09 | — | 50.86% | 857.06 | — |
| 20 | odball45 | 1,009.46 | — | 1,042.07 | — | 50.31% | 832.57 | — |
| 21 | VegeTooT | 599.68 | — | 800.55 | — | 47.36% | 663.47 | — |
| 22 | azwaw | 468.78 | — | 384.35 | — | 46.43% | 282.85 | — |
| 23 | McCleodEU | 1,062.92 | — | 1,144.45 | — | 54.95% | 1,064.57 | — |
| 24 | FlameChoon | 448.72 | — | 376.63 | — | 45.35% | 273.86 | — |
| 25 | Des0latewastes | 474.58 | — | 362.59 | — | 46.63% | 203.57 | — |
| 26 | Obsidian_panda | 385.70 | — | 352.41 | — | 43.48% | 199.78 | — |
| 27 | Desolatewastes | — | — | — | — | — | — | — |
| 28 | Gudie2shoes | 1,414.60 | — | 1,835.92 | — | 56.08% | 1,518.71 | — |
| 29 | ChuckNade1 | 1,035.53 | 1,031.19 | 1,211.49 | 959.89 | 50.35% | 1,036.15 | 627.91 |
[WOOF] members previous clans
| # | Clan | Total | Came from |
|---|---|---|---|
 [QSF] QBs Special Forces | 2 | 2 | |
 [ALGE] ALGERIA | 1 | 1 | |
 [ARCH-] A R C H I T E C T S | 1 | 1 | |
| 4 |  [NOLS] No Limits | 1 | 1 |
| 5 |  [W-2-W] Welcome 2 War | 1 | — |
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