Jimbo Jones: Hey, you're that drunken posse. Wow! Can I join ya?
Homer Simpson: I don't know, can you swing a sack of doorknobs?
Jimbo Jones: Can I!
Homer Simpson: You're in. Here's the sack!
Moe Szyslak: But you gotta supply your own knobs!
Members
| # | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | swankler | Commander | — | — | — | 51.32% | 1,101 | over 7 years ago |
| 2 | Gen_Cornrow_Wallace_Prrr | Personnel officer | — | — | — | 53.77% | 18,279 | 5 months ago |
| 3 | drunken_posse | Quartermaster | — | — | — | 31.58% | 19 | about 10 years ago |
| 4 | tugger_nuts | Intelligence officer | — | — | — | 38.46% | 26 | about 10 years ago |
| 5 | You_Had_ONE_Job | Junior officer | — | — | — | 72.22% | 18 | about 10 years ago |
| 6 | Spaulding | Private | — | — | — | 54.68% | 982 | about 10 years ago |
| 7 | snizzler | Private | — | — | — | 58.44% | 231 | about 10 years ago |
| 8 | Gurp_Gorp | Private | — | — | — | 50.76% | 662 | over 7 years ago |
| 9 | Horse_Quality | Private | — | — | — | 44.89% | 2,348 | about 10 years ago |
| 10 | Pep_Streebeck | Private | — | — | — | 46.31% | 704 | about 10 years ago |
| 11 | Mushy_Peas | Private | — | — | — | 58.18% | 55 | over 10 years ago |
| 12 | MAJOR_SCORE | Private | — | — | — | 57.14% | 49 | about 10 years ago |
| 13 | On_The_Schneid | Private | — | — | — | 65.12% | 43 | almost 10 years ago |
| 14 | MAKE_WoT_GREAT_AGAIN | Private | — | — | — | 76.32% | 38 | about 9 years ago |
| 15 | Festrunk_Georg | Private | — | — | — | 69.23% | 39 | over 10 years ago |
| 16 | Aqua_Velva | Private | — | — | — | 69.44% | 36 | over 9 years ago |
| 17 | Inaction_BOT | Private | — | — | — | 78.79% | 33 | over 9 years ago |
| 18 | Double_Penetrator | Private | — | — | — | 66.67% | 33 | over 9 years ago |
| 19 | Festrunk_Yortuk | Private | — | — | — | 71.88% | 32 | over 10 years ago |
| 20 | Im_a_Loner_Dottie | Private | — | — | — | 62.07% | 29 | almost 10 years ago |
| 21 | Fleshy_Headed_Mutant | Private | — | — | — | 74.07% | 27 | about 10 years ago |
| 22 | Billy_the_Skid | Private | — | — | — | 76.92% | 26 | about 10 years ago |
| 23 | GenCornrowWallace | Private | — | — | — | 69.23% | 26 | about 10 years ago |
| 24 | Without_Honor | Private | — | — | — | 56.67% | 30 | about 10 years ago |
| 25 | Quills_Dinkins | Private | — | — | — | 53.13% | 32 | about 10 years ago |
| 26 | Blindfire_Prophet | Private | — | — | — | 80.00% | 25 | almost 10 years ago |
| 27 | Pope_DontCallMe_Francis | Private | — | — | — | 55.56% | 27 | about 10 years ago |
| 28 | Literacy_Is_My_El_Guapo | Private | — | — | — | 57.14% | 21 | about 10 years ago |
| 29 | Skill_Police | Private | — | — | — | 60.00% | 20 | almost 10 years ago |
| 30 | Emergency_Shower | Private | — | — | — | 70.00% | 20 | about 10 years ago |
| 31 | Church_Towing | Private | — | — | — | 84.21% | 19 | about 10 years ago |
| 32 | weight_guesser | Private | — | — | — | 68.42% | 19 | about 10 years ago |
| 33 | forked | Private | — | — | — | 68.42% | 19 | about 10 years ago |
| 34 | Cheeky_Scrublord | Private | — | — | — | 54.55% | 22 | over 9 years ago |
| 35 | Filthy_Lopez | Private | — | — | — | 82.35% | 17 | about 10 years ago |
| 36 | St_Dorothy_Mantooth | Private | — | — | — | 68.75% | 16 | over 10 years ago |
| 37 | Milhaus_Von_Houten | Private | — | — | — | 57.14% | 14 | almost 10 years ago |
| 38 | Cool_Hand_Snuke | Private | 1,599.87 | 2,522.59 | 1,569.09 | 76.92% | 13 | almost 10 years ago |
| 39 | Ronin_OBrien | Private | — | — | — | 69.23% | 13 | about 10 years ago |
| 40 | Disastrophy | Private | 1,215.99 | 1,377.95 | 960.62 | 46.51% | 43 | almost 10 years ago |
| 41 | Camo_Binocs_Toolbox_PRO | Private | — | — | — | 100.00% | 11 | over 10 years ago |
| 42 | A_NU_START | Private | — | — | — | 63.64% | 11 | about 10 years ago |
| 43 | Gibbering_Mouther | Private | — | — | — | 54.55% | 11 | about 10 years ago |
| 44 | AintGotNoFlyingShoes | Private | — | — | — | 63.64% | 11 | about 10 years ago |
| 45 | Kromulon_Horsefeathers | Private | — | — | — | 50.00% | 14 | over 10 years ago |
| 46 | Telengard | Private | — | — | — | 90.00% | 10 | almost 10 years ago |
| 47 | Flavinoid | Private | — | — | — | 90.00% | 10 | about 10 years ago |
| 48 | Jazz_Flautist | Private | — | — | — | 70.00% | 10 | about 10 years ago |
| 49 | Count_Spreadula | Private | 3,389.87 | 4,646.48 | 2,551.91 | 70.00% | 10 | almost 10 years ago |
| 50 | Hindquarter | Private | — | — | — | 80.00% | 10 | about 10 years ago |
| 51 | Whammie | Private | — | — | — | 90.00% | 10 | almost 10 years ago |
| 52 | Terry_Twillstein | Private | — | — | — | 70.00% | 10 | about 10 years ago |
| 53 | Jack_Moniker | Private | — | — | — | 70.00% | 10 | almost 10 years ago |
| 54 | Lacuna_Codex | Private | — | — | — | 60.00% | 10 | about 9 years ago |
| 55 | Kizdean_Gix | Private | — | — | — | 50.00% | 10 | over 10 years ago |
| 56 | lance_romance | Private | — | — | — | 100.00% | 6 | about 10 years ago |
| 57 | TETPAPX_MACTEP_RU | Private | — | — | — | 48.15% | 27 | over 10 years ago |
| 58 | Find_Out_Who_That_Was | Private | — | — | — | 42.86% | 28 | about 10 years ago |
| 59 | Whalebone_Pilk | Private | — | — | — | 100.00% | 4 | about 10 years ago |
| 60 | BigHitterTheLama | Private | — | — | — | 42.11% | 19 | about 10 years ago |
| 61 | Kill_Stealing_Druid | Private | — | — | — | 47.06% | 17 | over 10 years ago |
| 62 | St3dman | Private | — | — | — | 40.00% | 15 | over 10 years ago |
| 63 | MoveOverSwanson | Private | 1,020.72 | 1,106.74 | 531.49 | 35.00% | 20 | about 10 years ago |
| 64 | Georg_Festrunk | Private | — | — | — | 100.00% | 1 | over 10 years ago |
| 65 | Schematic_Advantage | Private | — | — | — | 100.00% | 1 | over 10 years ago |
| 66 | Gandalf_Neo_Swayze | Private | — | — | — | 32.00% | 25 | about 10 years ago |
| 67 | RedScabies | Private | — | — | — | 42.55% | 47 | about 10 years ago |
| 68 | Bent_Throat | Private | — | — | — | 40.00% | 15 | about 10 years ago |
| 69 | Get_Shwifty | Private | — | — | — | 0.00% | 1 | over 10 years ago |
| 70 | Yortuk_Festrunk | Private | — | — | — | 0.00% | 1 | over 10 years ago |
| 71 | The_Pontiff | Private | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00% | 0 | — |
| 72 | screng | Recruit | — | — | — | 48.76% | 20,650 | about 1 year ago |
| 73 | Chinch_Bugs_N_Manganese | Recruit | — | — | — | 55.17% | 29 | about 9 years ago |
| 74 | chafed | Recruit | 2,117.52 | 3,587.36 | 1,801.24 | 73.08% | 26 | over 9 years ago |
| 75 | The_MacGuffin | Recruit | — | — | — | 65.00% | 20 | over 9 years ago |
| 76 | Billy_No_Bueno | Recruit | — | — | — | 84.21% | 19 | about 9 years ago |
| 77 | cat_juggler | Recruit | — | — | — | 73.68% | 19 | about 9 years ago |
| 78 | Scottie_Pippen_of_WoT | Recruit | — | — | — | 66.67% | 18 | about 9 years ago |
| 79 | Muzzle_Hubris | Recruit | — | — | — | 70.59% | 17 | over 9 years ago |
| 80 | Emmett_Fitz_Hume | Recruit | — | — | — | 93.75% | 16 | about 9 years ago |
| 81 | Austin_Milbarge | Recruit | — | — | — | 83.33% | 12 | about 9 years ago |
| 82 | Michael_Jordan_of_WoT | Recruit | — | — | — | 90.00% | 10 | about 9 years ago |
| 83 | Turret_Break | Recruit | — | — | — | 70.00% | 10 | almost 8 years ago |
| 84 | Verbobonc | Recruit | — | — | — | 100.00% | 1 | almost 9 years ago |
| 85 | Pullman_Heavyweight | Recruit | — | — | — | 100.00% | 1 | almost 8 years ago |
| 86 | Interwebs | Recruit | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00% | 0 | — |
| 87 | Gin_N_Juice | Recruit | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.00% | 0 | — |