I believe in the World Wide Web and holy Pastafarianism,
Fellowship between the Pastafarians and their monster,
Absolution of foolishness,
the beer volcano and the stripper factory.
For yours is the sauce
And the cheese
And the meatballs
For ever and ever.
RAmen.
[PASTA] members random battles stats
| # | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Fettuccine | 985.17 | 1,161.59 | 1,147.84 | 1,328.48 | 49.45% | 1,029.79 | 1,209.22 |
| 2 | Tortiglioni | 1,125.43 | 1,023.63 | 1,381.77 | 1,358.84 | 51.50% | 1,339.54 | 1,329.37 |
| 3 | Fettuccelle | 1,055.00 | — | 1,310.58 | — | 49.52% | 1,147.07 | — |
| 4 | ConqueringUranus | 1,774.85 | — | 2,551.49 | — | 52.17% | 1,753.10 | — |
[PASTA] recent activity
- ConqueringUranusJoinedAug 30, 2025 at 8:00 AM
- FettuccelleCombat officer → Personnel officerNov 18, 2022 at 6:00 PM
- TortiglioniRecruit → Executive officerNov 3, 2020 at 11:00 AM
- FettuccelleRecruit → Combat officerNov 3, 2020 at 11:00 AM
- FettuccelleJoinedJan 21, 2019 at 11:30 AM
- Giovanni_MedicaLeftOct 14, 2018 at 8:00 PM
- Giovanni_MedicaJoinedOct 11, 2018 at 8:30 PM
- TortiglioniJoinedOct 10, 2018 at 6:30 PM
