[HALP]SRS TENKERS

What was that pathetic scout run, pubbie? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my platoon in ARMED and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on RELIC, and I have over 300 confirmed toaster sales. I am trained in base camping and I’m the top clicker on the entire server. You are nothing to me but another click. I’ll wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in a T92, mark my words. Your tenk is ded, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can arty you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Bison. Not only am I extensively trained in arty combat, but I can YOLO and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable tenks off the face of the map, you lil scrub. If only you could’ve known the unholy retribution your scouting was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would’ve held your place. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you pay the price. I’ll rain arty shells all over you and you’ll drown in it. You asploded, kiddo.