[COLON]Colon Cleaners

Me and my clan here are highly trained in cleaning even the dirtiest of colons if we can't clean it no one can. If no one can clean your colon what would life really be about. We have some rules here about the Colon Cleaners our up most importance is that you always keep you colon up to my standards. If I do find out you are hiding your dirty colon from me or anyone that is apart of the prestigious Colon Cleaners your colon cleaning license will automatically be revoked and you will be suspended for up to 6 weeks. After the suspension you will have to retake the course on how to clean the colon and will have to attend an AA meeting 3 days a week for 4 weeks. I do hope you will enjoy this job as much as I do and welcome to the Colon Cleaners. (For you own personal safety the Colon Cleaners don't condone Google imaging anything with the word "colon" used in the phrase)