[FRK]Ack Ack's Travelling Medicine & Freak Show

Come one, come all! Come Mary, Jude, Benny and Boo!

What we have here is nothing more than an ordinary tank. Oh, but don't let those looks decieve. For when applied with judicious zeal, miracles happen!

BAH! I hear you cry. I know, I know. I felt that way too. But, lemme assure you, that behind that steel exterior, is a nice squishy inside! Hehehe, no no, I jest, but seriously I will tell you this story....

..."A long time ago. There was this very wise buddhist monk. And in the course of his many travels he stumbled upon a magical trinket. Some say it was just piece of junk, others praised it to be a mythical gift from the war gods themselves. But, what that trinket really was, only the monk knew. Wherever the monk strode, peace and calm abound, but the force of darkness were many, and oppossed him at every turn. And when the monk had to fight, the magical trinket left carnage in their wake..."

BEHOLD THE MYTHICAL TRINKET... THE MIGHTY MATILDA!
(Insert crowd groaning here)